Safety Tester Gifts

'Whoa, deja vu.'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."

"I see your son has a summer job."

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

You're sure it will work better this way? Crash Test Genius.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Crash Test Dummy Surprise Birthday Parties.

'It's completely normal to be nervous on your road test. Now, accelerate to 35mph and hit that wall.'

'What a day. Do you want a lift home?' (Crash test dummies).

Crash Test Smartie

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'