Safety Tester Pillows

'Whoa, deja vu.'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."

"I see your son has a summer job."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'It's completely normal to be nervous on your road test. Now, accelerate to 35mph and hit that wall.'

'What a day. Do you want a lift home?' (Crash test dummies).

Crash Test Smartie

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Rust test in progress.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

The hall of bad ideas.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Wear a helmet

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."