Car Safety Tester Pillows

'It doesn't work...'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Nice park. . .

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Mash-Test Dummies.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Big bumpers.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!"

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

Seat belts - The giving of life.

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I see your son has a summer job."

"You're going on a very short journey."

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'