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'It doesn't work...'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Wall Street...

Nice park. . .

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Big bumpers.

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"I couldn't work out how to use my car seat-belt. . . and then it suddenly clicked!"

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

Seat belts - The giving of life.

"You're going on a very short journey."

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."