Safety Technician Pillows

'It's so nice outside today. Why don't we skip the drive and take a nice walk into a wall?'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Nuclear waste.

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

The hall of bad ideas.

Wear a helmet

Nice park. . .

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'