Service Technician Pillows

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

'Maybe I should change this thing more often'

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Service plan 24-7

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

High speed cinder block

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Battery Lighthouse

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."