Technicians Pillows

Men throwing themselves from office window "Wait guys, it was all a computer error"

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Nobody really knows what goes on in there...we're a faith-based organization."

Aw c'mon, still no reception!

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

The Not-So Smart Meter