Computer Technician Pillows

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

Evolution.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'

'Help!'

"I think we could work very well together."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Salesman to computer buyer: 'It's a very user-friendly model.'

'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

A Complicated Computer.

'IT support? I need a hug..'

Web cams. Web scams

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Lassie, get tech support."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

"Relax, I've come for your software."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."

'We conscientiously backed up everything, except the tech who knows how to restore the backup.'

Phishing for cyber information

Oh great. Not only do we have a virus, but now the computer has developed an attitude.

"I wouldn't get too close. I have a really bad virus."