Internet Technician Pillows

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

Broadband is Near

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Terry spends ages surfing the net for his important educational material."

Pinocchio gets a visit from the network fairy...

"Fibreoptics is simple stuff - we drill through your wall, run in the cable, join it all up and Bob's not your uncle."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Where was I?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Dad Trophies

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Fixing the Computer.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'