Internet Service Technician Pillows

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Computer Expert

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Dad Trophies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Man feeding his computer money.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Tech support...can I help you!

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Early Tech Support

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'It looks like our data.'