"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"
Internet Technician Gifts
Surprise your favorite internet technician with a gift that captures their essential skills and unique personality. Our collection features witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints perfect for showing appreciation or adding some humor to their workspace. Whether they’re fixing Wi-Fi issues or optimizing networks, these products blend professionalism with a lighthearted touch, making them ideal for birthdays, work anniversaries, or just because. Celebrate their tech expertise with a gift that’s as sharp as their troubleshooting skills.
Broadband is Near
"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"
An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...
"Terry spends ages surfing the net for his important educational material."
Pinocchio gets a visit from the network fairy...
"Fibreoptics is simple stuff - we drill through your wall, run in the cable, join it all up and Bob's not your uncle."
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."
Evolution.
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
Tossing computer into canyon.
"I do tech support for the cloud."
"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS
'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'
Where was I?
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."
If Disney was a software company
Dad Trophies
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
Internet Technician Gifts Collection
Internet Technician Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for internet technicians, offering witty sayings and clever designs that make every coffee break more enjoyable.
Internet Technician Pillows
Brighten up their home or office with pillows featuring humorously crafted designs celebrating internet technicians—comfort and laughter in one!
Internet Technician Prints
Discover art prints that honor the internet technician’s profession with clever, witty, and professional designs perfect for decorating any workspace or home.
Internet Technician T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your internet technician. Our tees are filled with humor and personality—ideal for casual wear and tech meetups.