Network Technician Gifts

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'When we finish installing fibre optic cables, we will be able to transmit error messages to your computer thousands of time faster.'

"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Oh look, TV over the phone lines. I wonder if it works with a modem?'

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

'Computers Around The World'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

The World Wide Web.

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Where was I?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

If Disney was a software company