Network Specialist Gifts

'I blame the network.'

Modern Native American Names

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Networking

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cloud Computing.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'