Networking Professional Gifts

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Small Business Advisor - Networking

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

When association-based memory techniques fail.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

Networking

'Whoa, don't ask me any math questions -- I'm a SOCIAL engineer!'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

Name Badges.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Men Networking

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Check this out. With Flitterin I can connect to my futer boss, my past flames and my current obsession all in one place!"

"Third case of contraband this week, I blame deer-to-deer networking."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

"I'm watching the old boy network."

"You're just toying with me, aren't you?"

People at a conference all wear name-tags that are barcodes.

"Harvey has a way with people!"

Office party - Man with drunk name tag.

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

Please Help - I used to be a lawyer until I lost my attach� case.

"...like so many, I started out in the mail room, but soon discovered my real talent was in networking..."

'Why don't I have my people call your people?'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!