Networking Expert Gifts

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I see our kids are networking.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Networking

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Dad Trophies

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"We've been cancelled."