'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'
Network Security Expert Gifts
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Huawei 5G
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Minority Report
Dad Trophies
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
"Careful! He knows computers."
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
"What did you think of the encryption article?"
"So who is this First pet?"
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