Cyber Security Expert Gifts

"I think there's more to cyber security than hiding your laptop under the bed."

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

Terrorism Recruitment

"Technology has changed criminals these days. Instead of taking my money and credit cards, the mugger made me give him my online passwords."

Identity in the networks

'It says someone has hacked into 'ocean sounds' and replaced it with 'city sounds.''

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Harry has the ability to guess people's password hints."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Minority Report

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."