Cybersecurity Professionals Gifts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He's a guard dog."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."