Cybersecurity Professionals Gifts

"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."

What the #$%@ is going on? Police! They've surrounded the cafe. Hackers have been using our computers to break into Visa. We've got a standoff. Not one step closer or I'll steal your identity. Don't do something you can't take back.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"He's a guard dog."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Minority Report

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Beware of Don"