Cybersecurity Experts Gifts

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Let me assure the American people that we are not vulnerable to any further cybervandalism attacks, and we will never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."

Secret Agent Men

Love Reaper

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

'I didn't get flowers or candy, but apparently he cares enough to hack my cell phone.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"I've got a really good feeling about this new I.T. guy we just hired!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Minority Report

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"