Cyber Security Professional Gifts

"Son, there's three things I want you to never forget...never give up on a dream...marry for love...and use 8-digit complex passwords!"

"Hey Phil. Mind if I hack your brain for a minute?"

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"I hacked into your bank account to steal your money. But after seeing how much you had, I felt compelled to give you money."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"He's a guard dog."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Beware of Don"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Careful! He knows computers."