Networking Gurus Gifts

"No, I hate golfing with those ad agency guys... Every time I yell 'fore' they chant in with 'he's a jolly good fellow'!"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Networking

When Engineers Crack.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

Crocodile Selfie

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'