Social Network Guru Gifts

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Create some buzz!

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Thinker. The Listener

Windows or Mac?

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Crocodile Selfie

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'My market doesn't understand me.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

There's a real disconnect going on here.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.