Social Network Guru Pillows

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

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"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Crocodile Selfie

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"I can't believe you made it past our bitch receptionist."

There's a real disconnect going on here.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'