Networking Gurus Pillows

"No, I hate golfing with those ad agency guys... Every time I yell 'fore' they chant in with 'he's a jolly good fellow'!"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Robots In The Boardroom

Networking

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

When Engineers Crack.

The Modern Novel.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Windows or Mac?

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Crocodile Selfie

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.