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"I thought your resume was a joke, Mr. Higgins, but I can't find the punchline, which is why I called you back here."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Networking

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

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The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."