Networking Experts Pillows

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Networking

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

Changing Minds

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Dad Trophies

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."