Networking Experts T-Shirts

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Networking

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

Changing Minds

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Dad Trophies

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"We've been cancelled."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."