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'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"I practiced my networking elevator speech on an escalator, which messed with my timing."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"You still haven't got the hang of breakfast networking, have you. . . ?"

'he's results-driven, proactive and a dynamic networker. So, naturally, we all hate him.'

"I don't see the point of this so-called 'womens network'."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Business Cards.

'If we ever get out of here we should exchange business cards.'

Have your people friend my people.

Actually, I am in continual regret that the sticky note ever replaced the business card.

Media Darling.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Internet Name Tags.

Small Talk Lounge

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference

Connections

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Networking

The World Wide Web.

Gadget geek.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."