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'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'It's blank? The hackers got to it.'

'With the help of this program...yes the wireless network password - I'm in!'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Minority Report

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'