"Don't worry- your patients' electronic records will be safe across your network. I'm using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility."
Network Security T-Shirts
Dress your IT hero in humor! Our network security-inspired t-shirts blend professional pride with playful wit, perfect for casual days at the office or tech meetups.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."
"We couldn't hire the cybersecurity candidate you sent us, he was saying too many scary things about our computers."
Dept. of cyber friendship.
'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'
"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"
Hades Data Center. I think our computer network is secure -- it's protected by a firewall.
'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'
Old style security
Huawei 5G
"I've got a really good feeling about this new I.T. guy we just hired!"
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
UK border controls relaxed.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
High security Santa's grotto
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
"He's a guard dog."
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
Algorithm 'n' Blues
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
"I see you've security marked your property."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
Network Security T-Shirts Collection
Network Security Mugs
Explore more network security humor with our themed mugs, perfect for cybersecurity pros who love a good laugh with their coffee.
Network Security Pillows
Bring humor and comfort together with pillows showcasing network security cartoons, a great addition to any tech lover’s home or office.
Network Security Prints
Decorate with clever network security prints that highlight the humorous side of cybersecurity, ideal for any tech-savvy space.