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"I thought your resume was a joke, Mr. Higgins, but I can't find the punchline, which is why I called you back here."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Networking

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

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"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

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Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Deleted, I'm sure."