Networking Genius Pillows

Dog mixer.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

The Card Flinger

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

Developing links within business.

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...