Social Sharing Guru Pillows

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Wanna talk about it?

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Developing links within business.

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

The White House's Trojan Horse

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."