Social Sharing Guru Pillows

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Wanna talk about it?

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Developing links within business.

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

The White House's Trojan Horse

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.