Social Sharers Pillows

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Samosas

Trickle down...

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'