Space Sharer Pillows

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"We've made great progress!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Astronaut love

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Bassoon musical instrument.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Take me to David Bowie."

The Marie Kondo landfill

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'