Shared Space Humorist Pillows

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Moon's Portaloo.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Small laughing space creatures.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"B*****d!"