Shared Hobby Humorist Pillows

"What a coincidence! I'm a new dad too!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Bookworm Romance

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'Now, where did I put it?'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

'Society of hermits'

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

Dog on the phone.

'We've got a special relationship, we don't communicate with each other but have sex on demand'

'I wonder what kind of dog Romney will have in the White House if he's elected.'

Time-lapse philately

"I take it your're not one of her favourites."