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"What a coincidence! I'm a new dad too!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Bookworm Romance

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'Fancy a banana split?'

"You're getting better."

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

'Now, where did I put it?'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

"Did I startle you?"

'Society of hermits'

Dog on the phone.

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

'I wonder what kind of dog Romney will have in the White House if he's elected.'

Time-lapse philately

'We've got a special relationship, we don't communicate with each other but have sex on demand'