Public Space Humorist Pillows

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Moon's Portaloo.

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'