Public Space Humorist Mugs

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.