Resource Sharer Pillows

"Bob, the neighbour is borrowing your stuff again...."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Reuse it or lose it.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Lessons.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

World Meat Consumptiom

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Gone Lecturin'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

Ubear.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."