Resource Sharer Gifts

"Bob, the neighbour is borrowing your stuff again...."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Reuse it or lose it.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Lessons.

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

World Meat Consumptiom

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Gone Lecturin'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Ubear.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'