Resource Savior Gifts

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

A collective sigh of relief.

S.O.S. vaccine

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Coronavirus and Atlas

From trash to treasure

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

Last Blue Tuna.

Panic Button

World Meat Consumptiom

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Temperatures are rising."

Healing the Earth

Vaccine

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'