Resource Saver Gifts

World Meat Consumptiom

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Reuse it or lose it.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

A collective sigh of relief.

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Climate Crisis

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Oh - It's you.'

Wildlife Tree

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'