Site Saver Gifts

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"So much for password protected."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

A collective sigh of relief.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Wildlife Tree

'Oh - It's you.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Coronavirus and Atlas

The Finger.

From trash to treasure