Tech Saver Gifts

'Give my teacher an apple? Grandma, I can't afford a computer!'

"You may have gotten huge saving on our phone service, Johnson, but this isn't AT&T!"

"I'm bored."

"So much for password protected."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

A collective sigh of relief.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Coronavirus and Atlas

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Save money on the web.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

World Meat Consumptiom

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Temperatures are rising."

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

Haiti.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

"We need to tell your leaders: It's not just global warming, it's galaxy warming!"

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler