Tech Saver Pillows

'Give my teacher an apple? Grandma, I can't afford a computer!'

"You may have gotten huge saving on our phone service, Johnson, but this isn't AT&T!"

"I'm bored."

"So much for password protected."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Coronavirus and Atlas

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Save money on the web.

World Meat Consumptiom

"Temperatures are rising."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Haiti.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

Screen Addict

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'