Battery Saver Pillows

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Nurse! This is a real emergency... my phone's dying!"

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'It's a hybrid.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'