Battery Saver Extraordinaire Pillows

"Guys, I feel great, but your long meetings are really exhausting my electronics."

AA Meeting Here Today

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Lithium Fair

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Toy Store/Battery Store

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

Daylight saving

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Double life.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Range Anxiety

"This could have just been an email."

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

Dead Batteries

TV versus Books