Energy Saver Extraordinaire Pillows

'On the plus side no one is better at conserving energy.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Don't give up Betsy. You're my generator for the Holidays."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

The New Normal

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

How to save on your heating bill...

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'